Funthusia

Pee TV, a mainstream entertainment channel, has launched a new reality show by the name of “Rock Kaun.” According to Suhaas Bandra, this particular show is a hunt to unearth the Hidden Rocks of our country.

When we asked its judge Farhan Akhtar to say a few words about this show and why has he been picked up by the channel. He replied;

Look Mr. Reporter, the thing is that every night on the dinner table, my father boasts about the no. of reality shows he has done. My mom too after getting incredibly jealous has started judging shows. She too has started boasting about how she spanks a contestant on her show and make them look like 10 year old kids. Judging this show is my way of keeping with the family tradition.

An extremely reliable source tells us, that Farhan literally begged the honchos in Pee TV, to sign him on as a judge. When they didn’t oblige, he is supposed to have bribed them with his father’s earnings.

Rock Kaun also has Ismail Darbar (the unemployed music director) as a judge. On being asked about the show he said,

Since time immemorial, reality shows have been my bread and butter. This show will make sure that I have my Jam too.

(Dairy Prices have ricocheted to the roofs with the recent Baba Ramdev disclosure that Milk has advanced properties which will make all doctors who have scratched their asses for 10 years studying, unemployed. As a result, the organizers of Rock Kaun have decided to give bread-jam instead of bread butter as Ismail’s daily allowance.)

Just when we were about to leave, Ismail Darbar, added;

Maalik deta hai, Main leta huu.
Mallika ko main deta huu, saali woh leti hi nahi

The third judge is Saroj Khan, who was chosen after much contemplation. An Insider (khabri) tells us that she has defeated greats like Alisha Chinai and Malaika Arora Khan in the race for grabbing the ‘the third judge ki kursi’. In the words of that insider:

“The fight was intense, the youngsters at Pee TV rooted for Malaika, while the old-aged people rooted for Alisha. They had to call in a foreign person for the final verdict. That person, was Simon Cowell. He without even looking at the judges, declared that the lady who shows the maximum cleavage will be made the judge. That’s how Saroj Khan was picked.”

We tried to contact her, but she was unavailable for comment.

*We urge you to contact your cable operator to connect Pee TV from your TV Sets. If that fails, don’t worry, I, Sameer Jha, an extremely rational and fair human being would make it available to you through my blog.

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