Funthusia

The following text is more than just a speech. It’s a dream. A dream that I know will remain unfulfilled. So as a redressal of that pain, I would be writing this blog post.

Today, I, Sameer Jha would like to make a very heartfelt and emotional speech. It’s not like an acceptance speech for the Academy Awards or the Filmfare or even the lesser known Max Stardust (Celebrating New Excellence) Awards.

It is nevertheless, a speech… a one of a kind speech. The kind I am sure you will be acquainted with in a few moments from now.

I would begin my speech by thanking none other than my esteemed teachers who I must confess, have been incredibly helpful. In fact, if it had not been for their help, I wouldn’t have failed in 3 or more subjects. And not failing would have been very bad… because a wise man once said: “He who hath not seen failure, shalt forget about success.”

The second person I would like to thank is my principal. That guy is a gem. In fact,his speech is even more boring than the one that you are currently reading. Seriously Man.

He is extremely proficient at making you sleep in a heavily cramped area meant for 20 students and filled with 200 assholes. The only other person who could rival him was my ex-principal. But unfortunately, my days with him lasted only for a year.

People Say and Believe

“Money is Important. Everything Else is Secondary.”

Our school miraculously, does not believe in this concept. Simply because, the school makes money from both primary and secondary section. Not to forget, the fact that they make higher money from the higher secondary.

So you must have seen, that in keeping with the sentiments of the young generation; the school has remixed the above saying to:-

“Money is Primary, Even more money is secondary. We are running a business organization for Christ sake; nothing we provide can be free.”

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