Funthusia

When times go bad, even babas go bad. Well now, times had gone bad and the most popular of this bad baba group was with a name of “Jai Baba Shaitan” .

At one such gathering of him and his followers.

J.B.S: Good evening folks….You rich assholes have paid a fucking amount of sum for enrolling to my course, (pauses for effect)
“ The Art of Killing…”
Some of you have paid in fake notes but that’s okay…”

*2-3 people drool at Baba…

J.B.S: We all are chutiyas and madarchods. We also are the best possible scum of the earth. Assholes like us are very rare to find. But at the end we are proud of what we are and that is very important..
“Never Feel Guilty of The CRIMES you do!!”

*One guy stands up and shows his middle finger*

J.B.S:- Thank you my boy!! Lying, back-stabbing and abusing is very important in life. It purifies your soul and; makes you a successful human being. Crimes should be committed, and innocents should be convicted. Afterall,the innocent’s didn’t pay for my course.

*One guy gets up and says, “We are here to fucking learn about killing.”*

J.B.S:- I was just coming to that my boy…SOUL is the ultimate thing in your body…So you need to make it happy but how are you going to do that…You’re going to do that by adding your soul to someone else’s, i.e. to kill…a man and add his soul to yours..Too Doo!! It’s all about the soul…I have killed a lot of people and my soul is of first grade. Hell, I would have got an ISI certificate for it… Only if they certified it.

*A man gets up from the crowd, takes out an Avtomat Kalashnikov 47 (AK 47) and shoots the Baba…(His name is Prachanda)

Prachanda (to baba) : All I wanted was a soul…and you had huge depository of them…

*He pauses for effect*

Prachanda (to the gathering): We All paid money to learn to KILL right…

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