Funthusia

This is the interview of a boy, fortunate enough to have witnessed the ladies toilet. For your info., the boy runs a humor blog and ironically the interviewer runs the same humor blog. (Name rhyming with SaalaChutiya!)

Man 1:

So, how on earth did you reach the ladies toilet?

Man 2:

Ur… It was an accident. Actually, our eco lecture which usually takes place on the 3rd floor was held on the second floor that day. And since both the floors are somewhat identical and the pressure was huge, I managed to get in the ladies toilet.

Man 1:

Sounds interesting… What was it like?

Man 2:

Clean. Much cleaner than the boys toilet. I was taken aback by the non-availability of the lavatories where we can stand and do our thing. But, that didn’t deter me from getting excited and thinking about telling everyone that our very own toilet has changed.

Man 1:

Hmm… I see you didn’t realize it was the ladies toilet as soon as you reached there. Were you not suspicious of the missing lavatories?

Man 2:

A good question. Actually, last year the lavatories were tampered by a few students. So, I thought maybe they renovated the whole thing after the vacation to avoid further pilferage.

Man 1:

Hahaha.. Now what’s the difference between a ladies and a gents toilet?

Man 2:

Nothing much, just the lavatories are missing, and the washbasin is on the other side. The cabinets for latrine and all are a lot more cleaner. And yeah, not to forget there’s a mirror too..

Man 1:

WoW!

Man 2:

Also, I wonder why there’s only 3 urinating places in comparison to the 6 we have in the boys toilet… there must be stampede’s during lunch breaks.

Man 1:

Haha!! Did anyone catch you?

Man 2:

Yeah!! Just when I was about to leave, I saw a teacher there, her face was at first shellshocked and then I guess she was also trying to suppress a laugh.

Man 1:

Did she say anything? And what did you do?

Man 2:

She said, “What are you trying to do here.” I said something which sounded like, “Toy-late.” She said, “This is ladies toilet.” i got excited and said “Sorry Ma’am… It was some kind of a mistake.” After that, I quickly slipped away from the toilet.

Man 1: