May 29th, 20083 Reasons why cheating in exams is cool.
Reason 1:
One of the major lessons that needs to be taught to a child is to work in a team. Not cheating in exams helps prevent that very team-spirit.
You see, Everyone gets to play their part… 5 students study 5 different subjects. And each of them, show others the answer paper of the one subject they’ve studied in return for seeing the answer papers of four subjects that they’ve not studied.
Reason 2:
“Child is the father of the man.”
-William Wordsworth.Very true, and we need to train a person at a tender age so that they can grow up to become better and responsible human beings.
And in a country like India, where terrorism is a major problem… A child needs to be taught the postulates of combating terrorism.
And as, High level alertness is the whole and soul of combating terrorism. The child surely needs to be taught as to how to be alert.
Encouraging them to copy in high security exams… they’ll know everything about being alert and also hiding from the public eye. This very knowledge will go a long way in helping them stop terrorists.
Reason 3:
Besides the above two reasons, cheating also helps a child plan and manage. Which is exactly what big people are taught at Management institutes.
Lemme Explain how, In papers involving multiple choice questions, the planning of few of the kids that I’ve had the good luck of meeting are mind boggling…
For (a) : Put finger in the right ear.
For (b) : Put finger in the left ear.
For (C) : Put finger in the nose.
For (d) : Put pen in the mouth.So it is very obvious that if kids can talk in such complex code language at this tender age… then they’ll do great service to the indian military in the future.
Afterall, breaking and making codes is literally a child’s play for them.
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May 29th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
lets start a promotion for cheating in xams ……. i totally agree
May 29th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Now if only there were a way to let the good people at the BU know about this!
May 29th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Next time I give an exam, If i get caught I will show the teachers this post and then continue with my cheating
May 29th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
lol.
May 29th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
I used to do Miniz zerox of ma text book and take it to exam ie internals and smash teh exams wit flyin colors.. lol
May 30th, 2008 at 8:11 am
Hehehee.. Very very true..
May 30th, 2008 at 11:20 am
hmmm…lemme see u doin this in our monthlies…lollz !!!!
May 30th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Im a teacher myself and everyday I am the one who actually learns ALOT from my kids….!!
May 30th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Ha Ha!
LOL!
I just love this post!
Point 2 has to be the best!
May 30th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Point 2 simply rocks!!
Awesome read… Just manages to tickle your funny bone!!
Way to go!!
May 30th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
@mr. P: Yeah Really… Stumble this post… Digg it… Add it to your del.icio.us bookmarks… And hey, you’ve done your part in spreading the word.
@Santosh: Mail Them…
@Rajesh: Yeah Sure… Just take the printout…
@Vysakh: Thanks…
@Sid: I never had the courage to do it… I believe in team-work you know..
@Joel: TRUE! Yes sure.
@Pallu: These are reasons… How am I gonna do this.
@Denzil: Ooooo…. You are a teacher… You know if u reword teach… u’ll get cheat. Cool No.
@Raghav: No. 2 is Da Best… Thankoo…
@Anonymous: Thanksssss!!!
@ Everyone else who read this post but not commented: Thank you for reading.
May 31st, 2008 at 11:15 am
that was quite a research i must say!! hehe… u seem to be adept at cheating ur self.. after reading this.. m sure the skill is gonna help u become a worthy being when u grow up!!! :p
excellent writeup, very casual style of writing.. well done
May 31st, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Yeah…guys, to be good at Cheating, here are a few rules:
1) Cheating is not “wrong”.
2) You are not a “cheater” if you cheat. You’re a cheater if you get caught cheating.
June 1st, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Drake to Josh : You did not get caught for lying. You got caught for lying badly
Nice post !! Makes a LOT of sense !
June 1st, 2008 at 9:53 pm
gud one….i too think team-work works……
June 8th, 2008 at 11:59 am
hey..
i truely love your posts, they are awesome…you can go a long way !!
amazing talent man..that too in school days great
June 9th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Thanks… Feels good to know that am not the only one who feels i can go a long way.
June 10th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
kool